Ex-X-Mas Tree

from More Songs About Pickles And Sheep by Jef Czekaj

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Q: What happens to a Christmas tree the day after Christmas?
A: It becomes an ex-X-mas tree.

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Ex-X-mas Tree, ex-X-mas Tree
You used to mean the world to me
Ex-X-mas Tree, ex-X-mas Tree
Now you’re lying in the street

You had a star and lights that flash
Now you’re nothing more than trash
Ex-X-mas Tree, ex-X-mas Tree
Now you’re just debris

You once had presents under you
Now you’re next to a broke vacuum
Ex-X-mas Tree, ex-X-mas Tree
Now you’re just debris

My dearest tree I must divulge
Soon you’ll be turned into mulch
Ex-X-mas Tree, ex-X-mas Tree
Now you’re just debris

Your neighbor is an old couch
And your friend’s Oscar the Grouch
Ex-X-mas Tree, ex-X-mas Tree
You used to mean the world to me

Ex-X-mas Tree, ex-X-mas Tree
You fill our home with Christmas cheer
Ex-X-mas Tree, ex-X-mas Tree
Oh, never mind, DPW’s here

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from More Songs About Pickles And Sheep, released June 15, 2021
Vocals: Powderhouse Picklejar, Somerville Sheep, The Red Dragon That Doesn't Have A Name, Jef Czekaj

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Jef Czekaj Arlington, Massachusetts

Jef Czekaj writes and draws picture books. And, apparently, makes internet puppet shows and music. He/him.

czekaj.com

LATEST BOOK:
Little Ghoul Goes To School

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